Monday, August 11, 2008

blog test, blog test

blog test.

100 great books

Grabbed this off of Jet's blog, which she also grabbed from Kim's blog.

Highlighting the books that I've read... Buying the reading the books I haven't :)

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6. The Bible
7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13. Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
14. Complete Works of Shakespeare
15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19. The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20. Middlemarch - George Eliot
21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25. The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams - not my favorite.
26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34. Emma - Jane Austen
35. Persuasion - Jane Austen
36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38. Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41. Animal Farm - George Orwell
42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48. The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50. Atonement - Ian McEwan
51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52. Dune - Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68. Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69. Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72. Dracula - Bram Stoker
73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses - James Joyce
76. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal - Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession - AS Byatt
81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87. Charlotte's Web - E.B. White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94. Watership Down - Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

when to know it's too much

like many other times, i ordered too much food tonight. i don't know why i think i can eat food enough for a small army. tsk.tsk.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

friendster ug multiply

we had a party over the weekend. between me and my friends, there must have been 2 thousand pictures. the nice ones ended up on friendster and multiply. then we look at each other pictures and post our comments on the pic. which got me thinking....

we get together, take pictures of ourselves, post the pictures online then talk about our pictures. ahh, the cheap thrills of social networking.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Sulpicio sues PAGASA for wrong forecast

I saw this one on the news today. Ug naka-ingon ko'g unsaaaaa?

Ever heard of "unpredictable as weather". Because that's what it is. Unpredictable. What about forecast? Forecast means, "To estimate or calculate in advance, especially to predict (weather conditions) by analysis of meteorological data."

It is sad that a lot of people died. But I don't think Pag-asa would have been able to stop it. It is unfortunate that this happened. Everybody knew there was a typhoon. It would have been common sense to not sail.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Disclaimer:

Disclaimer: the following is the author's personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of his employer or of the little green men that have been following him all day.

Okay, so 17 teen-aged girls got pregnant in Gloucester, Massachusetts. All of them are from one school. Man! They have some sexually active kids over there? I'm waiting for news of statutory rape. waiting... waiting....

If I was a parent of one of those kids, I'd be pretty devastated. Bearing children is such a huge responsibility. They could turn out to be really good parents. But really, how ready are you when you're not even old enough to vote?

Monday, June 16, 2008

Rice

A billion Chinese can't be wrong: eat rice.

Yup, add about 60-something million Filipinos. The world is just a giant rice bowl.

Unsa man jud?


What will Tomas do?

a. Help the Fire Chief?
b. Help fire the Chief?
c. All of the above

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Kompyuter


Usa ka adlaw akong gitudluan akong mama unsaon paggamit ug Microsoft Excel. Kay maayu man ni gamiton kung magkwinta ug mga grado ug ranking ug uban pang mga buhaton sa Maistra.

"O, sige na nakasabot na ko", ingon akong mama.

Nilakaw na ko. Kini laging gadali ug laag. Moadto mi sa pier uban akong amiga kay pahangin kuno. Pero sa tinuod lang, people-watching diay to. Mao ra baya nang hangina sa pier ug sa tugkaran namo kay duol ra man among balay sa pier. hehehe..

Diha na jud ko sa gate, gitawag na sad ko.

"Balik sa Na kay nakalimot ko unsaon to!"

Gitudluan na sad nako kung unsaon. Kasabot na kuno siya.

Nidagan na jud ko padulong sa gawas. "Day!!! Balik sa, kay nawala tanan nakong gitype!"


..... Sauna ra to. Karon suhito na akong mama magkumpyuter. Akong gihatag niya akong daan nga kumpyuter, maayu nalang moderno pod siya gamay. Bisan kung magtype, mura gihapon gadukduk ug makinilya.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bugasok Falls

Puslan man nga wa ko'y lingaw karon diri sa akong opisina, maghisgot ko's Bugasok Falls. Mao ni kinanindotan nga falls sa Argao, Cebu. Kahibalo mo ana? Kung wala mo kasuhito, adto dayon mo! Nindota lagi!!!!

Dili tugnaw ang tubig, sakto ra jud. Unya kinahanglan pod isog-isog ka'g gamay kay kung di ka gusto mo-ambak, kinahanglan maghinayhinay ka'g kanaog sa kilid. Kita ka ana? Hamis-hamis jud. Kinahanglan ka'g gamay nga spiderman powers aron dili ka ma-mu-mu, madakin-as ug maligid sa bakilid.

Kinahanglan pod kahibalo ka mulangoy o naa kay lifevest. Pero mas lingaw jud nga kahibalo mulangoy. Pagpraktis daan. Sa dagat. Naay gamay diperensya ang paglangoy sa dagat ug sa tubig tab-ang. Pero kung master naka kaya ra kaayu.

Cool ka? Naka-adto na ka sa Bugasok? Adto dayon! Sakay ug Ceres nga bus. Kana-og sa Argao. Sakay ug trisikle, pahatud sa Alex Cafe. Pangitaa si Ritchie. Mao na siya ang guide. Unya go na dayon mo!

Batirul

Nangita ko'g picture ug batirol kay maghisgot unta ko. Wala man! Palitrato unya ko'g batirol o! Unya makaila ra mo pohon.

Gimingaw ko'g sikolati da. Ug puto. Ug kalamay. sa Bohol.

Dugos!


Gitagaan ko'g usa ka botilya nga dugos sa akong amiga nga si Tess. Gikan pa jud to sa Pilipinas. Sus, gamay ra jud akong nakuha kay nibuto man ang botelya sa Tanduay nga gisuldan. Usika lagi! Mas lami raba to kay sa dugos nga Amerikano.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

PIT SENYOR!

Hapit na Sinulog!

Musyagit ug kusog. PIT SENYOR!!!

Pit Senyor kang Nanay kini!
Pit Senyor kang Tatay kini!
Pit Senyor kang Ate kini!
Pit Senyor kang Kuya kini!
Pit Senyor akoa kini!
PIT SENYOR!

Karaoke

Ngano ang hubog hilig man jud ug karaoke? Ngano ang uban monindot man ang tingog kung mahubog? Nganong naa man jud inom kung naay karaoke? Kinahanglan diay mahubog ang nagkanta ug ang nakadungog?

Dog Pile

Kahibalo ba mo nga sa Amerika, kung malibang ang iro sa karsada kinahanglan puphuon sa tag-iya sa iro ang tai?

Mu lang!

Friday, January 4, 2008

Gamajor pagwapa

Ang manghod sa akong amiga nabuang ug pagwapa. Nagsigi panamin maskin late na sa iskuylahan. Gitikulan lagi sa iyang papa.

Akong manghod pod sauna manamin magkaon.

Naa pod daghan diri dapita gamajor lang ug pagwapa.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Malipayong Bag-ong Tuig!


Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!